What Would Scott Steiner Do?

What would Scott Steiner do
If he was here right now?
He’d suplex a bitch and he’d follow through
That’s what Scott Steiner would do.

When Scott Steiner was in Atlanta
‘Plexin’ for the gold
He did two Germans and an underhook
While wearing a bimbo

When Brian Boitano was in Japan
Fighting strong style-ers
He used his magical frankensteiner
And saved the ticket payers fair

So what would Scott Steiner do
If he were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two
That’s what Scott Steiner would do

I want this V-chip out of my tv
It has stunted his vocabulary
And I just want Tomko to carry my damn bags
For my freaks I’ll be tantric too
‘Cause that’s what Scott Steiner would do

And what would Scott Steiner do?
He’d call all his freaks in town
And tell them to unite for screws*
That’s what Scott Steiner would do

When Scott Steiner traveled
Through time to the year 2010
He fought the evil  Vince McMahon
And saved the wrestling fans again

And when Scott Steiner built
W-C-Dubha, he beat up Terra Rizin
‘Cause Scott Steiner doesn’t
Take shit from anybody

So let’s get all the freaks together
And unite to stop Vince and Step
And we’ll save AEW too
‘Cause that’s what Scott Steiner would do

And we’ll save AEW too
‘Cause that’s what Scott Steiner do
‘Cause that’s what Scott Steiner do

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